putmedownpunk:

you can love Sebastian or you can hate him, but god help me, you can’t deny that the day he and Kurt find someone they both can’t stand equally? it’s going to be fucking epic.

imagine it. they’re making little snide comments at each other, and some weedy little douchebag teen from another school says something horrible, something crude or homophobic while he’s munching on a cruller, and they both just stop dead

and turn, in unison

and then it’s a just this giant volley, back and forth

Sebastian: Oh, I’m sorry, captain crunch, are we ruining your recess?

Kurt: I would ask you to repeat what you said, but ironically I couldn’t hear you around the giant dick shaped object in your mouth.

Sebastian: Shouldn’t you be crying over a deep fryer somewhere?

Kurt: Are you sure your mommy knows you’re missing?

Sebastian: See, here’s the thing, Bargain Basement. You can either stay here and keep staring at us-

Kurt: Or you could slink away and save your breath so you can blow up your girlfriend later.

(pause)

Sebastian: Okay that one was good

Kurt: Thank you

Sebastian: You’re welcome

*tiny exchanged appreciative glance*

(Source: shotgunanderson, via lettersfromtitan)

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